•   You hear something really funny during a sermon and smile as loudly as you can.

  •   It's 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you still have coffee after the service.

  • The communion cabinet is accessible to all, but the coffee cabinet is locked up tight.

  • You notice the Kool-Aid stocks shoot up during VBS season.

  • You're watching a "Star Wars" movie and when they say, " May the force be with you," you respond, "And also with you."

  • Potluck dinners are your favorite indoor sport.

  • You know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German, but can't speak a word of it.

  • You have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room.

  • You're willing to pay up to a dollar for a church dinner.

  • You sing "Stand Up, Stand Up, for Jesus" sitting down.

  • You wonder if it's necessary to have a casserole in hand in order to get into heaven.

  • Your last religious experience was "Vikings 31-Packers 17, at home, in the NFC play-offs"

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